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the gazette
Awaiting the 2026–27 draft

The Draft Room

Once you draft, every pick lands here forever — round, slot, owner — auto-graded against the season. Below is an illustrative board (real managers, sample picks) of what it'll look like.

Round 1 · example

the record book →
1.01 · Ladis
Nikola Jokić
Astoria Professors
1.02 · Wilkins
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
Jamel's Scary Team
1.03 · Petridis
Victor Wembanyama
Astoria Hoops
1.04 · Higgins
Luka Dončić
The Babycakes
1.05 · Myles
Anthony Edwards
NYC Above The Rim
1.06 · Patterson
Giannis Antetokounmpo
Glass Factory
1.07 · Surin
Tyrese Haliburton
Brooklyn Kings
1.08 · Anderson
Jayson Tatum
Brooklyn MuTONEbo

The Steal · how it works

e.g. 11.05 · pick 148
a late-round defensive stud
steals get a banner
The board fills automatically from your ESPN draft (league.draft — round, slot, overall, owner) the moment the 2026–27 draft is done, and each pick auto-grades against the season. Harlan's roast logic reads these exact slots, so a #1 overall never gets called a "steal." Above is illustrative.