
FIRST RATE TAKE · TEAM CLIP · 0:28
Astoria Professors
Put a championship on the syllabus
John Ladis · Draft-night special
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John. Cooper Flagg at ten. Sabonis. Kyrie. Chet. Then Harper, Edgecombe, Murray-Boyles, Coward.
You've drafted a gifted-and-talented program.
The Professors won the title in twenty twenty-five, then finished fifth. Now the roster looks like you're trying to get back to the final through a student exchange scheme.
Put a championship on the syllabus, John. Another very intelligent explanation for fifth place will not count toward the grade.
Recorded October 18, 2026, using the completed draft and verified 2024–2026 league history. Contains strong language. This first release retains its original spoken SmackDown opener.