Brooklyn Kings

Commissioner Mike Surin: Giannis, Paolo Banchero, Jamal Murray, Zion Williamson.

You've assembled enough force to kick the door off the league office. Which is awkward, because you're the man who has to fix it.

The Kings finished tenth last year. Tenth. The commissioner had a front-row seat to his own irrelevance.

If this roster finishes there again, change the team name to Brooklyn Administrators. At least the paperwork gets completed.