Gimmie The Loot

On Point. Mitchell, Maxey, Mobley, Garland. That's a good opening. Annoyingly good.

You play John first. Beat him and you may receive a forty-eight-slide presentation explaining why you haven't actually beaten him.

Slide one: sample size. Slide two: Cooper Flagg's ceiling. Slide forty-eight: your win was spiritually invalid.

Take the points. Close the presentation.