Jamel's Scary Team

First, the champion. Jamel Wilkins. You beat Astoria Hoops by two hundred and sixty-six points in the final. Respect.

Your complimentary respect has now expired.

Anthony Edwards. Tyrese Haliburton. Kawhi Leonard. Joel Embiid. Jamel, at what point do you stop drafting and start thanking the Academy?

You already have the trophy. Now you've ordered a red carpet for the fucking roster.

Lose with this lot and we're making you read every name out loud before you're allowed to explain.