FIRST RATE TAKE · TEAM CLIP · 0:25
Jermaine's Finest Team
Finest is doing community service
Jermaine Reid · Draft-night special
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Jermaine's Finest Team.
Five and fifteen.
That word "finest" is doing unpaid community service.
Jalen Johnson, Josh Giddey, Devin Booker. Booker checked the roster and discovered he'd been assigned a group project with a five-and-fifteen manager.
Then the draft added Acuff, Demin and Mikel Brown. Jermaine, the kids need a positive role model. Please let Booker handle the orientation.
Recorded October 18, 2026, using the completed draft and verified 2024–2026 league history. Contains strong language. This first release retains its original spoken SmackDown opener.