THE GAZETTE · 2026-10-08
Cold open
Mike's regular-season record opens the show.
0:21 · The Gazette
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Sixteen and four. Sixteen and four. Two regular seasons. Mike Petridis, at what point does the trophy get a vote?
Welcome to Ballers Only. We're opening the Gazette before the new season. The rosters get a reset. The receipts do not.
Get comfortable. Some of you are about to hear a very familiar score.
Recorded October 8, 2026, from verified league history for 2024–2026 and the September 19 Gazette. These are preseason performances, including historical teams and names.